‘Melania’ Movie Reviews Are In…And They Are Not Good … from Crooks & Liars Red Painter

The eagerly awaited movie documenting the 20 days leading up to the inauguration of “Donald Trump 2.0, The Nightmare Returns…Angrier and Crazier Than Before” are coming in fast and furious, and, as expected. reviewers are not holding back.

Melania, the movie no one asked for, is a nearly 2-hour long propaganda film filled with Melania voiceovers reading inspirational quotes that she probably read somewhere and thought would sound good in a breathy foreign accent. It does not. Anyhow, here are some of the best article and titles AND quotes that made me laugh so hard, I think it counts as an ab workout:

The Atlantic’s article is titled The Melania Trump Documentary Is A Disgrace. Right to the point, it opens with:

Recently, I watched a new documentary about an enigmatic woman of notable charm and courage preparing for one of the most momentous events in her life. That woman is E. Jean Carroll, and the movie is Ask E. Jean, a feature about Carroll’s life and her decision to sue President Trump in civil court for defamation and sexual battery.

BOOM.

The Guardian article is titled Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest and the reviewer succinctly nails it:

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