CBS Anchor Tony Dokoupil really does seem to be stuck in an endless loop of humiliation as CBS Evening News, under the editorial direction of Bari Weiss, circles the drain even further.
Source: Defector
Is this the exact sort of idea that I’ve personally seen cooked up by a beleaguered sales team at a struggling digital media company? No comment, but that doesn’t make it any less awesome. The CBS News ratings are going to go through the roof as soon as Dokoupil is allowed to get behind this desk and say, “Welcome to Whiskey Fridays, presented by Jack Daniel’s, where we drink like we mean it and report like we give a damn.”
It’s probably a good idea to start planning your own Whiskey Friday watch party, because there’s going to be a lot of competition. I’d suggest inviting every guy you know who “only reads non-fiction.” Suit and tie is the dress code, of course, so you’d better be ready to do journalism like a damn gentleman. Oh, and don’t forget the stogies—
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