Police Report: Edward ‘Big Balls’ Coristine Assaulted in Alleged Carjacking from Wired Caroline Haskins, Makena Kelly

President Donald Trump shared a photo of the DOGE staffer after the alleged attack and threatened to “federalize” Washington, DC. WIRED obtained the police report.President Donald Trump shared a photo of the DOGE staffer after the alleged attack and threatened to “federalize” Washington, DC. WIRED obtained the police report.