79-Year-Old President Flies Into A Rage After Paper Notes That He’s Old … from Crooks & Liars Conover Kennard

An article in The New York Times by Katie Rogers and Dylan Freedman sent Donald Trump, the oldest person ever to be inaugurated president, into a rage. Of course, Trump only called out Katie Rogers, the female writer, but not Dylan Freedman, and called her “ugly.” Trump is mad that the Times noted that he’s old as fuck, and the paper wrote far worse pieces on Handsome Old Joe Biden.

The paper wrote about the septuagenarian president dozing off during an Oval Office event, and noted that “he is aging.” Trump flew into a rage, posting on Truth Social his usual exhaustive list of lies.

“The Creeps at the Failing New York Times are at it again,” he wrote. “I won the 2024 Presidential Election in a Landslide, winning all Seven Swing States, the Popular Vote, and the Electoral College by a lot. I won our Nation’s Districts by 2750 to 550, a complete wipeout.”

“I settled 8 Wars, have 48 New Stock Market Highs, our Economy is Great, and our Country is RESPECTED AGAIN all over the World, respected like never before,” he falsely wrote. “The last Administration had the Highest Inflation in history – I have already brought that down to normal, and prices, including groceries, are coming down. To do this requires a lot of Work and Energy, and I have never worked so hard in my life.”

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